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[thescarletspeedster]

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[defaulthawke]

I met the most interesting man the other day

[thescarletspeedster]

[He doesn't hear this often, and he's equal parts curious and suspicious.]

Oh yeah? What was he like?

[defaulthawke]

muscles, scars, kind of gruff. really sexy

[thescarletspeedster]

[Nearly everyone is 'really sexy' to Garrett, and Barry smiles, even as he rolls his eyes.]

Sounds like Oliver.

[defaulthawke]

yeah, that was his name

nice guy ;)

[thescarletspeedster]

[For a moment, it's enough to make Barry's heart stop. Ever since seeing Oliver again after so long, all he's thought of is introducing him to Garrett, but after a moment more he realizes that no one would meet Oliver Queen in Hell and declare him a nice guy, not even his idiot boyfriend.]

Very funny. He's actually here, I've been looking for you to tell you!

[defaulthawke]

I met him, love. He's was very grateful for the body heat.

[insert a detailed description of three of Oliver's scars, information he could only have gotten in person.]

[thescarletspeedster]

what?

[defaulthawke]

Are you busy right now?

[thescarletspeedster]

y tho

[defaulthawke]

this doesn't seem like a text conversation

[thescarletspeedster]

sounds good, we'll talk about it when i'm home

[which is NEVER]

[defaulthawke]

is someone inside you right now?

[thescarletspeedster]

[wtaf]

no!

[defaulthawke]

are you inside someone?

[thescarletspeedster]

i wouldn't be texting you if i was! have some respect, garrett

[defaulthawke]

then you're not busy. come home

[thescarletspeedster]

...no. not if you're going to tell me things I don't want to hear

[defaulthawke]

you really don't want to hear about it? you're not curious at all?

[thescarletspeedster]

he's like my brother!

i don't want to know what you did to my brother!

[defaulthawke]

weird

he didn't feel that way

[thescarletspeedster]

what does that mean? what did you tell him?

[defaulthawke]

I didn't know who he was, love. He was asking me what he could expect in a world like this. So I told him some... stories about... unusual experiences I've had. He figured out that the man in the stories was you.

Then he kept asking questions.

[thescarletspeedster]

he probably meant what kind of torture to expect from the demons, not about my - activities!

[hang on, Oliver had questions? in multiples?]

what'd he ask

[defaulthawke]

How you felt about me being with other people. He's a good friend.

He was also very curious about just how kinky you can get. I left out some of the best answers, though.